2020-03-29

<ec> get the fuck on Discord lmao.
<ec> it's a fucking nightmare

2019-12-04

<jfhbrook> anyway: all I know is that I 100% refuse to sit down shut up and do the jira cards handed to me, when I know for a fact that the sprints are fucking stupid
<jfhbrook> I fucking hate my boss
<jfhbrook> like what the fuck is a SRE doing building financial reports? he's not a data engineer
<jfhbrook> so like, fuck off with that advice, basically
<jfhbrook> and then at like 11 at night one of the guys that chipped in does a QA check and it turns out that a really really stupid business rule that FINANCE REQUESTED fucked up the entire run
<jfhbrook> look at the doc, it's sixty pages and I'm an emotional mess throughout - really clear I've lost track of what my goals are. good content in there but my fucked up mental state bleeds through hard. can't show it to anyone
<jfhbrook> so I'm light fighting the fuck out of this fire while writing this doc and slowly losing my mind

2019-11-22

<ec> "so rule number one, don't fucking use posix" whaaaaat

2019-11-21

<ljharb> jfhbrook: so rule number one, don't fucking use posix

2019-11-20

<ec> for anyone wondering: you can 1. use npm to get sane version resolution, 2. add those temporary resolutions as yarn 'resolutions', 3. yarn-install to get a lockfile with sane state, and then 4. remove that yarn trash from your package.json and never fucking touch it again in your life
<ec> you want peak evil, it ain't ICE, it's fucking Facebook, for goddamn sure
<ec> how the fuck is that, practically, supposed to be achieved.
<jfhbrook> right! github's ICE contract is super problematic but Amazon is trying to be a fucking defense contractor and Facebook is explicitly undermining democracy with their ad policies
<ec> or you could early-adopt the fuck out of ceej’s new distributed thing
<ec> but the company has absolute-zero goodwill left. burnt it fucking all. great job, fam.
<ec> like, does Yarn expect every single dependency, all the fucking way down the dependency tree, to also depend on every peered?
<ec> oh my fucking godddddddddddd.

2019-11-19

<jfhbrook> We Don't Make Any Money If You Don't Click The Fucking Link

2019-11-17

<ec> but my point is only “ew. icky.” and a personal decision to stay as faaaaaaaaaar the fuck away from such constraints as i can possibly get for the entirety of my career
<ec> removing code; great. removing code to immediately rewrite it because of poor choices (or, yes, sigh, prior constraints), is absolutely not my fucking cup of tea.
<ec> having worked in Cordova, stay the fuck away >,>
<jfhbrook> so funny enough ec I think there's an argument for typing *speeding up* development, especially if you're working with that platform only - since it will help the person working within the framework not fuck up lol

2019-11-13

<ec> god fucking damnit
<ec> 0f509 is going to haunt my fucking dreams
<ec> cross your fucking fingers for me
<nuck> WHAT THE FUCK IS AN OCTOPUS MERGE HOW DOES THIS WORK OMG
<ec> fucking lol, I used to have a blog
<ec> still using it — like, five years later. works fucking great.
<ec> it's not that fucking hard, ppl, come on
<ec> fucking gross
<ec> oh good fucking lord, this is gonna be a hell of a merge
<ec> fuck if I know; both are kinda trash
<jfhbrook> FUCK how is it 11 o'clock
<ec> I'm so fucking proud

2019-11-11

<ec> th'fuck kind of API is this
<ec> someone be lovely and try this for me on their machine? because my git checkout is failing on Travis, but only on the Linux workers, and I can't fucking figure out why

2019-11-10

<ljharb> jfhbrook: don't want to get into it with sinclair, because fuck that guy, but i just started a new job and the title is "staff" but if i compare to my last company it's senior staff or principal, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2019-11-02

<jfhbrook> some of them are just fundamentally bizarre environment issues that I probably caused myself by fucking with system ruby in arch 🙃 but the lack of requires in the controllers file, that's not just me, something strange is going on there

2019-10-14

<bluebie> I am still on ADSL internet fuck australia i cannot live without mosh
<bluebie> yeah fuck that
<bluebie> I did with micronucleus, my shit attiny usb bootloader which was the best usb bootloader for those chips at the time, which is now *so much better* than i could ever make it because i walked the fuck away and gave some assembler nerds admin on the git repo
<bluebie> that's my fave thing in the world, making a thing, and then making people care about the thing, and then walking the fuck away and now it's their problem to maintain it and i just get to use it
<ELLIOTTCABLE> the fuck phone amen and smeh are literally diametric opposites

2019-10-11

<jfhbrook> I can write all the RFCs I want but if people don't understand the basic language around fucking shipping
<jfhbrook> ljharb if these people just hired a fucking product manager they'd be fine
<jfhbrook> we get a big pile of really nasty fucked up invoices and payments
<jfhbrook> man fucking how do you read DDD and come to the conclusion that it involves waterfall in a vacuum
<jfhbrook> DDD is a good book but even in DDD eric evans is always talking with a domain expert; in other words eric evans would insist on talking to an actual fucking accountant

2019-10-10

<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking gross

2019-10-07

<jfhbrook> fucking exhausting
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck the second didn’t send
<ELLIOTTCABLE> in a fucking Microsoft Word .doc file.

2019-09-24

<jfhbrook> I mean, if ocaml wanted to win maybe it shouldn't have had such fucked up syntax ;)

2019-08-24

<ec> but, yeah, that totally fucks up Unicode-handling in all these ancient rickety OCaml libraries.

2019-08-10

<jfhbrook> so my experience w/ emacs (using spacemacs) is 80% vim bindings I already know + a bunch of "what the fuck is this"
<jfhbrook> ec: you ever fuck w/ emacs?

2019-08-01

<ljharb> i assume that you have to print and bind it yourself, because fuck you if you expect someone to DELIVER your magazine to you

2019-06-28

<ec> being socially associated with web, and not having a degree, is currently feeling like a fucking one-two death superpunch
<jfhbrook> that's why this is so fucked
<jfhbrook> you fuck up you have to start over

2019-04-05

<ec> Idk if getting a job broke me, or if I’ve just reached an age where my metabolism took a dive and I’m Fucked from here on out, but it’s bad, either way
<ec> It takes -so. Fucking. Long- every time I’ve tried it

2019-03-06

<ec> and like. holy shit sbux’s coldbrew is fucking *unbelievably* good. i dunno what cocaine they put in with the beans, but i’ve never once got a satisfying coldbrew literally anywhere else

2019-03-05

<ec> good lord Scala's syntax what the fuck
<jfhbrook> this is kinda the standard-ish thing for streams in scala? kind of? the scala ecosystem for fp is super fucked up
<ec> aw fuck
<ec> oh my fucking lord, annex b strikes again

2019-03-04

<alexgordon> meanwhile in js land there's ONE way to do it and it fucking makes sense
<alexgordon> the next biggest statically typed language is probably Java and fuck me if I'm going to be using anything written by the java community
<ec> but *in particular* I just have one, single point to make here: OCaml is *the best JavaScript type-system*, hands the fuck down. 🤣
<ec> (BuckleScript / Reason / OCaml, all the same thing, basically. BuckleScript is the npm-enabled JavaScript backend for the OCaml compiler, it's really fucking cool.)
<ec> ML's concepts map so, so, so cleanly, and so well, to a mind-fuckingly large subset of JavaScript efforts … (Functional patterns? There. Asynchronous patterns? Already common. Objective patterns? First-class support. Imperative patterns? Whodathunk — awesomely there.)
<ec> BuckleScript is fucking *amazing.* This isn't emscripten/ASM.js, or ClojureScript, or Closure Compiler's output, or whatever that Haskell one is.
<ec> fuck. be right back.
<ec> fuck me up
<ec> Is that code being written by one single person, but is likely to go unrefactored and unaddressed for two fucking goddamn years, or even more? please type that, please test that, for gods' sake.
<ec> die on that fucking hill.

2019-01-31

<ec> finally gave up, after many hours of my limited relaxation-time that I sure as *fuck* didn’t want to spend wrestling w/ computer bullshit … and just watched her solo the damn game.
<ec> so literally the entire time we had available to play games, she was playing — alone — and I was fucking becoming increasingly screamy-frustrates at a long succession of “play games on mac/linux” tools and VMs.

2019-01-29

<ec> negative. fucking. thirty.
<ec> fuck me
<ec> yeah no fucking shit, ocamlc, tell me what `AppliesTo(Y)(Base(X)).a` concretely resolves to
<ec> double semicolons are to make sure Merlin is giving me helpful error-messages in real time as I fuck around with the syntax on those last few lines
<ec> like look at this fucking type error lol

2019-01-04

<drparse> totally fucking lost it
<ec> for the latter, there's a book that I've *repeatedly* heard called "the single best programming textbook". like, for/in any language. and it's true as fuck. also, free.
<ec> ocaml's syntax is so fucking weird
<ec> but like fuck if I know where the hell else to get help …

2019-01-01

<ec> Do you think fuckin safe navigation is gonna be stage 2/3 in 2019? Or should I give the fuck up on this? ಠ_ಠ
<ec> fucking cool!
<ec> maybe need to do a Dan-Abramov-y post about the things I still don't fucking know lmao
<jfhbrook> oh sql is fucking dope
<ec> I'm still pissed about Yarn, can that fucking please die already, but otherwise, JS in 2018 has been pretty hella positive.
<ec> idr the details but yeah I understood why that's basically bad and kinda sucks for the future, even as badly as I want all this to fucking be over already.
<ec> only-kinda-golden*. esnext, module, whatever field is *still* not fucking settled on.
<ec> statically-analysable dependencies? all fucking for it! yeah! but let's just like, get there already, jesus Node.
<ec> and it's just. such a fucking unnecessary lie.
<ec> or 2. I can work *unhealthy* hours, to no direct personal benefit financially, over the next six-ish months, and during/thereafter get to work in Fucking Cool and Much-Less Frustrating Tools.
<ec> which like. goes really fucking hard against a "don't burn yourself out for the sake of some startup" and "work 40 hours and no more for your own well-being" mindset that's been burned into me by my community over years …

2018-12-18

<jfhbrook> the triplebyte ads part of my brain is like fuck a tiny puzzle
<pikajude> that's true, you could totally activate the "fuck up the dude inside the suit" subroutine
<jfhbrook> but also ocaml's syntax is fucked up so who knows

2018-10-29

<alexgordon> stupid verbose fucking language
<ec> how the fuck do i reach you i wanted to show you something earlier this year but ur twitter is ded
<ec> i’ve cobbler literally fucking six build systems together to do a thingie

2018-10-03

<ec> fuck, i h8 gulp

2018-08-24

<ec> the fuck is SpecialProjectsDesk

2018-08-21

<jfhbrook> I bought a yubikey, fucked w/ it for 5m, forgot about it, now it might be owned but dunno

2018-08-05

<ec> where the fuck have you been

2018-08-01

<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck no such luck

2018-07-16

<ELLIOTTCABLE> Module.SubModule is a fucking *array* (!?) of functions

2018-07-15

<ELLIOTTCABLE> come at me, fucking shitty job interview homework
<ELLIOTTCABLE> ugh FUCK reason/bucklescript right now

2018-07-14

<ELLIOTTCABLE> how is ocaml so fucking cool.

2018-06-26

<ELLIOTTCABLE> with one command. feels like fucking magic.
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but `let%test_expect` is a fucking neato, special beast
<ELLIOTTCABLE> it's actually a really fucking smart system: preprocessors aren't allowed to *arbitrarily* modify the document, or even the AST — they're only allowed to operate inside blocks that the user explicitly specifies
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking look at this lexer lmao.

2018-06-19

<jfhbrook> the /reason/ to use irccloud is that its client is fucking fantastic

2018-06-18

<ELLIOTTCABLE> something just fucking hit our plane

2018-06-14

<ELLIOTTCABLE> also a fucking spilled dictionary of other academic acronyms — ISSTA, COP, ICOOOLPS, FTfJP, WoSSCA, ML4PL, ISAGT, SALAD

2018-06-08

<ELLIOTTCABLE> holy shit, amazon's new(?) AR feature is so fucking useful

2018-05-30

<ELLIOTTCABLE> I fucked the audio up, bad, but it ended up working out, so smeh

2018-05-22

<jfhbrook> what the fuck
<jfhbrook> what the fuck I didn't even touch the scala
<ELLIOTTCABLE> that's fucked

2018-05-12

<joepie91> WHAT THE FUCK THAT APARTMENT WAS BUILT IN THE LAST 5 YEARS IN THE HAGUE
<ELLIOTTCABLE> directly relevant to “i’m fucked on other keyboards”
<joepie91> I'm currently looking into a new place to rent because I kind of want to move away from here, and it starts becoming financially interesting given the amount of backlogged maintenance this house is racking up... and goddamn the selection of housing on offer is fucking horrible

2018-04-26

<pikajude> oh fuck
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but it's just about fucking impossible to find a space that's safe from mention of drugs nowadays. Thus, this is such a space. (=
<ELLIOTTCABLE> I fucking hate Facebook as a product and social style, outside of any moral framework

2018-04-12

<jfhbrook> expensive as fuck though

2018-03-02

<ELLIOTTCABLE> also: FUCKING AWESOME EXTENSION THAT, FOR ONCE, WORKS IN SAFARI INSTEAD OF JUST CHROME

2018-03-01

<joepie91> result: a fucking *campsite* with reliable wifi throughout, despite literally thousands of devices being connected
<ELLIOTTCABLE> on the bright side: 60,000mAh battery built into my backpack like a fucking boss

2018-02-06

<joepie91> cloudhead_: but yeah, devs are starting to slowly realize that microservices were a terrible fucking idea, haha

2018-02-05

<pikajude> it fucks up alacritty
<ec> i have to say, menhir is rly fucking cool

2018-01-19

<ec> god, I'm so fucking exhausted

2018-01-18

<ec> “… why the fuck did I just do that”

2018-01-10

<jfhbrook> I've also seen people pull in pip internals (though they broke API to make this harder because they're fucking morons) to parse requirements.txt files for fake versioned package lists

2017-12-05

<ELLIOTTCABLE> "DATA RACE" *would* make a fucking awesome tattoo

2017-11-16

<pikajude> i'm pretty sure this person attempting to brute-force my root password on my server is fucking up pam

2017-11-14

<pikajude> what the fuck man
<pikajude> fucking

2017-11-09

<ELLIOTTCABLE> hahah w/e fucked myself nbd 😄
<ELLIOTTCABLE> but like I finally fucked up bad enough that I can't recover.

2017-11-02

<ELLIOTTCABLE> might as fucking well switch to colemak at the same time or something, if it's gonna be this hard eeyerol
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fuck, I'm bad at touch-typing

2017-10-31

<pikajude> man this topic fucks with my terminal

2017-10-08

<purr\ec> System/refresh-vim+ 7d50de1 ELLIOTTCABLE: + okay fuck me here we go

2017-10-03

<jfhbrook> ljharb: TOO FUCKING MANY
<ELLIOTTCABLE> and of course is everything JavaScript fails to be for me (which, admittedly, isn't much — JavaScript is the fucking best, come *at* me)

2017-09-25

<nuck> I use discord ALL THE FUCKING TIME

2017-09-19

<jfhbrook> fuck I have to line out the petsitter FUCK

2017-09-11

<ELLIOTTCABLE> I need a fucking graph constraint-solver tool to connect my Smart Home to my Smart Home -_-
<ELLIOTTCABLE> fucking tryna connect a hodge-podge of Hue, Wink, SmartThings, Harmony, and Alexa products together, using a *different* hodge-podge of “connecting hodges-podge of things together” tools, which themselves will each only connect to a *subset* of 1. the aforementioned things, and 2. other of the aforementioned toolsw
<jfhbrook> I think the mouse got fucked up in my backpack when I moved offices
<ELLIOTTCABLE> Anki and/or SRS are fucking amazing get on this game *immediately* if u want to remember anything ever,

2017-06-28

<elliottcable> jfhbrook: who fucking knows lmao

2017-06-25

<elliottcable> because `instanceof` was one of the best out-of-band ways to avoid evil fuck-typing nonsense

2017-06-23

<joepie91> I mean, I understand the pet peeve, but computers are fucking nightmarish at times and it's a lot less stressful to just tell people to do the minorly-inconvenienced thing that always works

2017-06-22

<elliottcable> whereas Kevin Clancy's presentation left me completely fucking lost, b/cuz I'm a dumb
<elliottcable> my first time outside my home-country, and my crippling fucking clinical insomnia conspired with jet-lag to leave me incapacitated for about half my time here
<elliottcable> I stay mostly th'fuck away
<elliottcable> and none of that is to mention the 35° / 80% humidity fucking weather
<elliottcable> then jet lag and insomnia have basically had a beautiful, perfect, Satan-baby, leaving me awake all night every night and sleep-deprived as fuck every day
<elliottcable> fuck this conference has been a clusterfuck
<purr\Paws> giraphe/hello-travis e2aa1bc ELLIOTTCABLE: + abandoning old versions again, fuck it

2017-06-20

<elliottcable> ljharb: I fucking know, ugh
<elliottcable> jfhbrook: kinda wanted to hear the creator explain y it sucks and why they haven't fixed the super-fucking-obvious most-basic most-important goddamn thing

2017-06-17

<pikajude> microsoft: "fuck it, fine, we'll just use someone else's OS"
<joepie91> (fuck AMS)
<elliottcable> fucking christ, JSON

2017-06-16

<pikajude> but can't be fucked to learn
<ec> I am SO FUCKED

2017-06-13

<jfhbrook> fuck
<jfhbrook> "make an issue in our jira" is kind of a fuck you
<pikajude> fuck this keyboard

2017-06-12

<ec> but fuck, CoffeeScript bit me
<ec> flow is the fucking right-as-fuck idea
<jfhbrook> but I don't want to fuck it up either
<pikajude> if you have a tree that's 4 levels deep it's gonna be a of fucking bytes

2017-06-09

<pikajude> what the fuck
<pikajude> me: "why the fuck does gzcompress() return a mixed value"

2017-06-08

<ec> fuck sleep soon
<pikajude> step 4: fuck the rest of the drawing owl
<ljharb> gkatsev: step 3, draw the rest of the fucking owl
<ec> and beer obviously makes you fuller, sicker, and fucks up your gut
<ec> I've never once blacked out — my “horribly fucking drunk” is *very* awake, usually stumbling around the house, stepping over the bodies of all my passed-out friends, trying to clean
<ec> fuck the oil stuff
<ec> oooooo fuck yes
<ec> but I never did keto *and* lifting at the same time; and I definitely lost like a fucking candle on keto, so i wouldn't fuck with that
<ec> no matter how long you do it, no matter how good you *physically feel* ... eating several pounds of bacon and cream-cheese and wtfever every single week always just struck me as suuuuper fucked-uup
<ec> 2. it *looks* fucking unhealthy
<ec> keto is very simply a high-satiety diet (lots of meat, very little time spent ‘ugh I'm hungry’ and having to control yourself) with the additional grossness of being kicked out of ketosis if you fuck it up
<ec> oh fuck all that noise
<ec> I very clearly transition from “God, my tummy hurts, I over-ate” to “God, my tummy hurts, I'm so fucking starving”, without any period of comfort in-between
<ec> pikajude: 24/7, every waking fucking moment? /=
<ec> “Half the time, I can't even fucking identify the pain, it's just ‘my tummy hurts? or something?’”
<ec> anyway. it's really hard to go to a doctor and go “It's not working”, with literally no other fucking information to share
<ec> which now that I actually sit here and think about it for the first time, is super fucking ... unlikely, I guess
<ec> anyone who doesn't want to put up with the way I smell is missing the fuck out on the way I sex, frankly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2017-06-02

<ec> oh that's fucking horrible

2017-05-30

<ec> or however-long Things has existed — a long fucking time
<ec> I have no routine, so GTD and calendar are *super fucking essential for me*
<ec> so 4. everyone is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT that Things 3 is finally here
<ec> it came out implying “fuck my body”

2017-05-29

<ec> kinda fucked me up
<pikajude> well fuck me, what am i gonna do today

2017-05-27

<ec> and makes it waaaaaaay too in-your-face-FUCKING-DEAL-WITH-THIS-RN

2017-05-26

<jfhbrook> like I honestly believe somebody fucked up kinja by not making it really really obvious that they're going toe to toe with medium
<jfhbrook> seriously, fuck the giants
<jfhbrook> yo ljharb who the fuck is this james kyle dude
<ec> I'm such a fucking addictive personality; but drugs, alcohol, Millennial Gambling¹, partying, none of those things hit me too hard
<ec> I'm such a fucking addict

2017-05-25

<pikajude`> also the file manager is a fucking joke

2017-05-23

<ec> npm, the node community, and TC-39 are fucking the best

2017-05-20

<ec> fuck

2017-05-13

<jfhbrook> but fuck macbooks are so much money and the hardware has just gone so far downhill

2017-05-03

<ec> *not just the JXA JavaScriptCore*, like, my fucking browser, opened to the documentation
<ec> also OSA objects are Fucking Weird™, like, beyond DOM objects
<ec> so fucking gross

2017-04-29

<ec> FUCK

2017-04-27

<ec> who the fuck calls that a keeb
<ec> fuck
<joepie91> (also, the same rule applies for disputes as for ebay - if a seller fucks up the order, and they come up with some half-assed 'solution' that doesn't actually help you, just tell them "nope, new one or refund" and they'll agree)
<joepie91> straight from China etc., costs fuck all

2017-04-26

<ec> where th fuck do I buy electronics / hobbyist parts

2017-04-22

<ec> ended up replacing those white 4'ers with black 3'ers, which clear my garage ceiling by … like half a fucking inch <_<

2017-04-13

<ec> oh lord it's been a fucking hot minute

2017-03-23

<Elphaba> ec: no no no i'm about to only fuck women
<ec> current one is a fucking fever dream I swear
<ec> whom I haven't seen in fucking forever, awwwuh
<ec> you proposed? for real? why the fuck, what

2017-03-17

<ec> oh that fucked up. It was supposed to be back through Buffalo / Cleveland, not through Canada — I didn't have my passport with me, so I had to go around 🙄
<ec> It's been fucking forever, feels like

2017-02-28

<ec> all my other high-end gear is ICOM; and I heaaaaavily prefer D-STAR to the other digital modes (c'mmon guys fucking standardize already) …

2017-02-27

<ec> Fucking *fuck* I love OVERWORK.

2017-02-24

<jfhbrook> people fucking indexed this shit? fuck
<jfhbrook> god this leak is fucking insane
<joepie91> cloudflare dun fucked up

2017-02-23

<ec> fuck it's been a wild week
<pikajude> fuck no, i'd die of boredom
<ec> ah, it's up to 1/6,250th! cool. fucking cool.
<ec> fuck you

2017-02-22

<ec> fucking en-GB-oxendict
<ec> “categorisation” is not a fucking word, for instance.

2017-02-21

<jfhbrook> like the notification fucks up anything and everything including system password prompts
<pikajude> capistrano more like shitty fuck
<ec> idk how people fucking do language design
<ec> and of course to be clear, this is language-design work all of the fucking above is just the *first stab*. The ‘design flaws’ I speak of are just the shit that is super-obvious with the slightest thought, basically — there's plenty of flaws I'll never know about *until the language is implemented and functioning*
<ec> tl;dr it's all fucking hopeless.
<ec> people keep telling me to give talks and I'm always like r u fucking kidding have u met me
<ec> my fear of crowds is 100% the Thing holding my admittedly-fucking-excellent ideas back ;)
<ec> fucked up *other* parts of the language so badly, that I had to push forward *other* intended fixes, and immediately go re-design those newly-broken parts of the language
<ec> because there's, like, three fucking versions that have never been implemented, that I suppose will become Pratchett 11, 12, 13
<ec> FUCK I'm loving FM-84

2017-02-20

<ec> seriously doesn't this dog look like it's gonna come fuck ur shit up in the dead of night
<ec> but I remember being like “whaaaaaat the aaaactual fuck”
<pikajude> the fucking docs?
<ec> so I'm usually just like “point me at the fucking docs.” for anything I wanna do
<ec> a container with a full fucking compilation toolchain isn't really a *container* anymore, tbh

2017-02-19

<ec> it yields such beautiful, beautiful fucking code ;_;
<ec> fuck, I cannot *wait* to rewrite this entire thing in bare ES5.
<ec> fucking coffeescript
<ec> and jfhbrook, `class` has been reserved since fucking ES1.0

2017-02-14

<ec> any time I have goes into suuuuuper-fucking-boring Paws-related JS
<incomprehensibly> 7:56:46 PM <+ec> who the fuck is this

2017-02-13

<ec> ja: Okay, so ground-zero of information-security paranoia is “assume you're already fucked all over” lol
<ja> wat. @ “after driving around all day writing down fucking GPG keys and taking photos of QR codes”
<ec> after driving around all day writing down fucking GPG keys and taking photos of QR codes, I have a headache, want some fucking dinner, and want to stab everybody who ever thought linux-anything was a good fucking idea

2017-02-10

<ec> they have, like, *fucking five* different headers/navigations/toolbars/tabsets on some pages, stacked vertically

2017-02-08

<ec> gq was really fucking wild for many years — not troll-wild, just, weird
<ec> that'd be a fucking excellent name for a company
<ec> who the fuck is this

2017-02-07

<yorick> the first example can go fuck itself, the second one seems ok
<ec> who the fuck

2017-02-06

<jfhbrook> yeah man, fuck computers!

2017-02-04

<ec> man whoever woke the topic, fuck you

2017-02-03

<ec> … seven … years … ago. holy. fucking. shit.
<jfhbrook> because the host doesn't give a fuck about it and like every time it breaks I get 30 people whining at me about it

2017-02-02

<incomprehensibly> ec: love songs that just FUCK up the mix as a compositional tool

2017-02-01

* ec walks back away while Dropbox syncs the *latest* fifty fucking-thousand-and-no-that-is-not-an-exaggeration file-deletions
<ec> I struggle, real hard, with not ignoring minor problems in my life because I regularly compare myself to either 1. my super-fucked-up childhood experiences and self, or 2. my super-fucked-up friend's experiences and selves
<ec> fuck you linux
<ec> fuck you dropbox
<ec> fuck 21,000 more files
<ec> fucking dropbox and node_modules. it's a horror.

2017-01-27

<EOOIOTTCABLE> fucking christ javascript is complicated
<ec> where the fuck did gqbrielle come from anyway

2017-01-26

<jfhbrook> tbh I'd totally be okay with testing out seroquel if I wasn't in the middle of fucking changing doctors
<pikajude> that's some fucking newspeak
<ec> that's so fucking cool ahhhhh
<gq> if i can't fucking read it online ec
<ec> I can't fucking spit out a single sentence without prefixing it with “I think” or “In my experience” or “I believe” or ...
<ec> I'm fucking terrible at soliciting or integrating feedback and aid